LIBERAL CATCH-PHRASES

One of the characteristics of the liberal wing of the Democrat Party that amuses me the most is their bumper sticker quibs that are intended to motivate the masses to revolt against the evil Conservative (Republicans). Most of the time, the bumper stickers make absolutely no sense. Those of us who have not been drinking the kool-aid do not care about their idiotic, mundane attempted cheap shots at the GOP, because they are all completely void of the truth.

"Bush Lied, People Died"/"Nobody Died When Clinton Lied"
Has anyone seen these humorless, factually incorrect bumper stickers over the past eight years? No, Bush told the truth, the libs and the media lied, and yes, sadly, in a time of war, our brave freedom fighters have offered the ultimate sacrifice. Presidents Clinton and Bush, as well as many European nations and the U.N. all raised questions about weapons of mass destruction that Saddam Hussein was building/hiding. While we are on the subject, five plus years later and the left is STILL hysterical over the weapons of mass destruction. They do not care that there has not been a domestic attack in almost seven years. They do not care that thousands of Iraqi women, children, and men are now free from rape rooms, torture, and tyranny. They do not care that women can now vote, go to school, and work in Iraq. They even ignore the fact that there actually are/were WMD.

"Big Oil and Halliburton"
So, who is the biggest villain in the world? Al Qaeda? Osama? No, no, no, of course not, the biggest villain in the world is (drum roll please) a tie between big oil and Halliburton, duh. Have you been able to keep your house warm this winter? Have you been able to get to work, Church, run errands, and enjoy life outside of your home? Are you looking forward to boating, camping, four wheeling, and/or taking the bike out for a ride once the weather brakes? Well you can thank big oil for that. It is big oil's fault that you can heat your home in the winter, drive to work, and enjoy some of your favorite activities. Do you own a 401(k)? If so, you probably own stock in "big oil." Angry at Halliburton? Of course you are. Everyone is mad at Halliburton. Why are you mad at Halliburton? Wait a minute, you do not know why? That is understandable, let me ask you a more simple question- What does Halliburton do? What good/service do they provide? Who are the competitors? You cannot answer those questions, can you? Of course you can't. You do not know who Halliburton is. You do not know what Halliburton does. Most likely, all you know is that the libs and the media have told you that Halliburton received a no-bid contract and that is the reason we are in Iraq (oh yeah, and to finish "Daddy's War," to steal oil from the Iraqi people, and simply because neo-cons are war mongers). What exactly is a no bid contract? Don't know that one either? I didn't think so.

"Keep Your Rosaries off my Ovaries."
As a proud, practicing Catholic, this is my personal favorite. I enjoy spending time with my family, camping, boating, sports, politics, playing with my dogs (Happy and Ollie), but most of all, I love running after women with my rosary. On most week day evenings, once we put our son, John, to sleep for the night, I crack open a cold beer, throw the rest of a six pack of Natual Light in my gas guzzling SUV, and me and the dogs go huntin' us some ovaries with our ovary huntin' rosaries. If you have never tried it, you should, it is fun for the whole family. I do pray the rosary. I pray for unborn children who are tortured, mutilated, and murdered in the name of "choice." I sit back and watch B. Hussein Obama describe children as a "punishment." I feel bad for your children, Barry. I consider my son, and my nephew (who is the son of a single mother) to be gifts from God, not "punishments." I pray that the lies, deceipt, selfishness, and ignorance surrounding abortion is finally unmasked, and that society finally completely accepts the fact that abortion is the original sin of our society. I pray for women who have had an abortion. The facts are that women who have an abortion face an increase risk of depression, cancer, and other serious medical conditions. So when you tell me to keep my rosary off your ovary, I say to you to keep your abortionist from murdering anymore children.

There are countless other bumper stickers that the libs throw on their cars, to proudly boast to their community that Bush is "Not my President." The intellectual midgets in the Democrat Party have been unable to actually conjur up an actual logical debate, so they reduce themselves to petty, factually void bumper stickers that prove their own idiocy. Keep on keepin' on libs- you keep printing the bumper stickers, and we (Conservatives) will continue winning elections, defending America, and making our community a better place.

zm

4/4/2008