TOO STUPID TO BREATHE

 

Will Democrats in America ever learn how to vote properly?  We had our run in with hanging chads in Florida.  The American voter was “cheated,” because some how, the means of voting that had taken place for decades in the past, all of a sudden became too complicated and complex to understand.

 

 Millions of tax dollars later, the most simplified voting technology, touch screens, were created and made available across the country.  Before I continue, I must digress.  In the business world, there is a mantra that is taught from rudimentary high school business classes to advance PhD level Finance courses- Keep It Simple Stupid-K.I.S.S. Please allow me to jump back into the topic at hand.  After the K.I.S.S. voting technology of touch screen ballots was introduced, Democrat voters continued to cry foul.

 

Here in Ohio, the idea of absentee ballots have become popular over the past few weeks, in order to make sure that those dirty, cheating Republican monsters did not “steal” more elections.  Please let me define to a rational thinking American what Democrats (liberals especially) mean when they accuse Republicans of “stealing” an election. To liberals, anytime a Republican defeats a Democrat in a free and open democratic election, the only possible excuse is that the Republicans “stole” the election.  The reason that Republicans defeat Democrats must have nothing to do with the fact that Republicans (Conservatives) share the same Christian values and morals that an overwhelming majority of Americans also share.  Now, allow me jump back into the absentee ballots of Ohio.  The directions are as simple as it gets.  Fill out your ballot, pay 87 cents for postage, and mail your ballot.  Simple?  Not simple enough. Hundreds, if not thousands of “disenfranchised” Democrat voters did not read and/or follow the directions, and failed to pay the required postage.  These same voters cried racism when the mean-spirited Republicans had the audacity to suggest that some sort of identification be required when you vote.  Somehow, requiring a driver’s license, a State issued ID, or even a utility bill with your name on it, is racist, and makes it impossible for Democrats in Ohio to be able to cast a vote.

 

Why do I single out Democrat voters?  The Democrats, since 2000, are the ones who demand recounts, and re-recounts, and experience sudden amnesia when it comes to the process of actually voting in America.

 

As I write this exactly one week and one day from election day, I GUARANTEE you that Democrat voters from Florida to Washington, and everywhere in between, will be accusing any and every Republican who wins his/her election of “stealing” the election, because that is what spineless liberals do when they lose an election.  Listen up voters of Ohio and America-If you are too stupid to know how to use a punch card ballot, a touch screen ballot, and/or an absentee ballot, you may be too stupid to breathe.

 

 

October 30, 2006