2004 Democratic Convention Agenda - Boston, MA

 

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag-burning ceremony

6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand

6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France

7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund

7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany

7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop

9:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex)

Rep. Barney Frank(D - Mass.), Sponsor

 

* Intermission *

10:00 p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss

10:20 p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:55 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN

11:00 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop

11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally

11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:00 a.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention?