Democrat Apology 101

Just plug in the appropriate words/phrases and wait for the forgiveness that is sure to come!

“I deeply regret that (choose from list A) misinterpreted my (choose from list B) .  When I made my initial (choose from list C) I intended for (list A) to (choose from list D) and not come to the conclusion that I (choose from list E).  I love (choose from list F) and with all that is within me I’ll (choose from list G) .  Now please join with me to work for a better America.”

A

the American people

my base

our nation’s hard working families

the middle class

the rich

the poor

B

statements

actions

error in judgment

C

statement

decision

resolution

D

understand what I really meant

read my mind

get the joke

turn a blind eye

know that I was really just bashing Bush

leave my personal life alone

E

was criticizing our military

cheated on my wife

disrespected our allies

undermined our nation during a time of war

F

this country

that woman

the children

G

never do it again

stick it to the Republicans

continue to fight for American values




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